I’d like to be the bestest, most reliable blogger I can be. Sometime soon.
All this talk about domesticity made me think about getting a new one, and somehow I (we) did – packing up life again next weekend and moving it over to where they serve Bees’ Knees on tap. So there is much frenzy around this, but when I come back round the other side, there will be photos of tiny cupcakes I have made in my new oven. Fuck yeah.
In the meantime, consider the following, which I also have considered but do not have time to write about right this second:
- For me, the hotness of sexual imagery made before 1978 is intensified manifold by the sheer fact that it was made before 1978. Why?
- Do you have spaces of warmth and cold in your house? I had some in mine. The whole struggle with this most recent nest was how to keep it from going cold.
- If you had to put an ad for some personal desire on gumtree, what would it look like, and what would it be?
- I Can Has Cheezburger?
- What’s the prettiest gay porno you’ve ever seen?
And since everything’s better with pictures, more dead shit: